Sardar Strikes again-Time pass

1.

SARDAR:LAST NIGH I SAW A ENGLISH
MOVIE .IT HAD NO SCENES,NO
SOUND.
FRIEND:WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE MOVIE?
SARDAR:

"NO DISC"

2.TEACHER:WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
EGYPTIAN MUMMIES AND INDIAN
MUMMIES.
STUDENT:CHILDREN'S ARE AFRAID OF
EGYPTIAN MUMMIES AND FATHERS
ARE AFRAID OF INDIAN MUMMIES.

3.MATHS SIR:A=B,B=C,SO A=C.PROVE THIS METHOD WITH EXAMPLE.
STUDENT:SIR,I LOVE U .U LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER.SO I LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER.THAT'S ALL SIR..

4.WHY DOES A WOMAN WANT TO HAVE A HUSBAND?


(H)OUSING


(U)UNDERSTANDING


(S)HARING


(B)UYING


(A)ND


(N)EVER

(D)EMANDING


5.DOCTOR:YOUR HUSBAND NEEDS SOMEPEACE OF MIND AND RELAXATION..HERE ARE SOME SLEEPING TABLETS.
WIFE:WHEN SHOULD I GIVE TO HIM?
DOCTOR:THESE TABLETS ARE FOR YOU.

6.BREAKING NEWS:A SPEAKING SNAKE IS FOUND IN AMERICA.ONE OF THE PERSON ASKED"WHO IS YOUR PRESIDENT?THE SNAKE REPLIED"BUSSHH....". 7.
BRITISHER:I GOT A BRAND NEW FORD IKON FOR MY WIFE...!
SARDAR:WOW...!THAT'S AN UNBELIEVABLE EXCHANGE OFFER!

7.ONCE SARDAR WAS FOLLOWING GIRL,GIRL REPLIED "DON'T FOLLOW ME,MY MOTHER IS COMING BEHIND YOU"


SARDAR REPLIED DON'T WORRY MY FATHER IS FOLLOWING HER.

8..
SARDAR'S LETTER TO BILL GATES.


DEAR;
MR.BILL GATES WE HAVE BOUGHT A COMPUTER FOR OUR HOME AND WE HAVE FOUND SOME PROBLEMS,WHICH I WANT TO BRINGTO YOUR NOTICE.


1.THERE'S A BUTTON 'START' BUT THERE IS NO 'STOP' BUTTON.WE REQUEST YOU TO CHECK THIS.


2.ONE DOUBT I HAVE.WHETHER ANY WHERE SCOOTER'S AVAILABLE IN SYSTEM?I FOUND ONLY 'RE-CYCLE'BUT I OWM A SCOOTER AT MY HOME.

3.MY CHILD LEARNT 'MICROSOFT WORD'.NOW HE WANTS TO LEARN 'MICROSOFT SENTENCE'.SO WHEN WILL YOU PROVIDE THAT?


4.THERE IS MICROSOFT OFFICE,WHAT ABOUT MICROSOFT HOME.SINCE I USE THE PC AT HOME ONLY.ONE PERSONAL QUESTION.HOW IS THAT YOUR NAME GATES,BUT YOUR SELLING WINDOWS????

9.GIRL:IF WE BECAME ENGAGED WILL U GIVE ME A RING.


SARDAR:SURE,WATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

11.Santa- tu to aaj doctor ke pass ja raha tha, phir gaya kyo nahi.
Banta- yaar kal jauga ,aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

12.NASA DECIDED TO SEND SARDAR TO THE MOON.HALF THE WAY HE JUMPED BACK TO EARTH AND SHOUTED -HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ME!TODAY IS AMAMVASYA THERE WILL BE NO MOON!