Thursday, December 17, 2009

Stunt video reaches new heights

A bike stunt video shot in Edinburgh is wowing audiences around the world, attracting more than 350,000 YouTube hits in its first 40 hours on the site.

Source :

Friday, December 11, 2009

Love - Read first then view the video!!


Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Dancing Car - Video

hai friends check this video out it show's the future of the cars in the coming world!
hah hah hah hah  hah hah hah please check this out

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Have u Ever Eaten Biriyani Like This?

Click on the images to see the big picture.

Have u Ever Eaten Biryani Like This?

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Everyone Loves To Dance - Interesting video - Don't miss it

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Fight between a cow and a man - comedy video

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Water song video

Good animation, graphics, nice music and lyrics. Enjoy the water song video.

Monday, November 9, 2009

OOps (funny video - speakers on) - Be careful while using iron box

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Easy way to fold the shirts - Try at home new way..

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Games OfficeStress



Let's say it's 6.15p m and you're going home (alone of

course), after an unusually hard day on the job.

You're really tired, upset and frustrated.

Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your

chest that starts to adiate out into your arm and up

into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the

hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't

know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have

been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the

course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.


Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart

attack, without help,the person whose heart is beating

improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only

about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing

repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should

be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep

and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep

inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two

seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until

the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing

movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood

circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also

helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart

attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many

other people as possible about this. It could save

their lives!!

A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail

sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we'll save at

least one life.

Afternoons in offices

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Auction in Action!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

This year's Darwin Awards

Friday, October 30, 2009

Breakdancer 7 years old... superb!!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

How to take off potato skin? Simple procedure!!!

Friday, October 2, 2009

IRCTC- For frequent Tea Takers

IRCTC- For frequent Tea Takers

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Ireland A-Level Exam Paper

What can be an entry Level examination paper like ? Something consisting of basic terms and terminologies ? Below is a Question paper, which is an A-Level paper. Try to answer the questions asked, and then look below for answers as to how many you got correct.

Ireland A-Level Exam Paper

Firstly, How man questions were you able to answer ?
Secondly, Are you sure they are your right answers ?

Try hard, and give your best, answers are somewhere hidden in your brain.
Scratch your brain and try once again , before going to down to see the answers.

Alright, If you can't control, we will provide you with the correct answers,
Here are they,






















































Ireland A-Level Exam Paper - Answer Sheet

Whats your score ?

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Good Morning..........Promise and Performance

Good Morning..........


"Say – Do" …

Commitment – Execution


We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears. 

    ~Francois duc de la Rochefoucauld


In everything we are asked to do, need to do, have to do or want to do, we have to make a commitment to do it . This is known as the "Say". The act of actually following through on that commitment is simply known as the "Do". Each and every day, we make commitments and we make focused efforts to deliver on such commitments. I would expect that each of us strive to "Do" 100% on our "Say" commitments – of course, that is "Say vs. Do" = 100% or in other words:  What's your "Say/Do Ratio"? 


Considering the many challenges we face these days, some things are within our control and some things are out of our control. For those things within our control, we prepare ourselves to ensure that we "Do" what we "Say". For those things out of our control, we must develop risk mitigation plans and work around plans to overcome those things to ensure we deliver on our commitments.


Thursday, September 10, 2009


While visiting India, George Bush is invited
to tea with Abdul Kalam.

He asks Kalam
what his leadership philosophy is.
He says that, it is to surround himself with
intelligent people.

Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says
Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,

"Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:

Your mother has a child,
and your father has a child,
and this child is not your brother or sister.
Who is it?"

Manmohan immediately responds,

"It's me, Sir !"

"Correct.. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs
up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President.. Thanks a lot.

I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides
he'd better put Condoleezza Rice

to the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says,
"Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a
child, and your father has a child, and this child is not
your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about
it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators,
and they puzzle over the question for several hours,
but nobody can come up with an answer... Finally,
in desperation,
Rice calls

Colin Powell

and explains the problem.

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father
has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House,
finds George Bush, and exclaims,

"I know the answer, sir! I know
who it is!

It's our Colin Powell!"

Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong,

it's Manmohan Singh!"

Wednesday, September 9, 2009



Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.
Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".  

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: 
"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.
Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.
My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. 

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".
She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.
This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.
When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !! 

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you  crazy?" .. 

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."  

Husband:"That's it. We are happy everafter."


Monday, August 31, 2009

The joy of giving.....Give India

The Joy of Giving Week is the beginning of a national movement. The first of its kind for India, and for every single Indian.

It is a platform for all across the country to celebrate the joy of giving. Whether you are a paan wala in Lucknow, a traffic cop in Mumbai, an idli seller in Madurai, a millionaire in Delhi, a multinational company in Bengaluru, a saree shop owner in Kolkata, a teenager in a school or a college goer in Vadodara….

This is your opportunity to reach out to someone less privileged – by donating money, volunteering time, providing your skills and even just saying a kind word to someone who may not have expected it from you.

All you need to be part of the Joy of Giving Week is to do one simple conscious act of giving. So join the movement, now!

"Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant with the weak and the wrong. Sometime in your life you will have been all of these."
– Dr Robert Goddard


How Sara Tendulkar celebrated her last birthday, giving joy!  
  Like all children, Sara Tendulkar too gave a party to her friends. But she added an interesting twist- requesting all of them to make a donation to Apnalaya, her favourite charity, instead of giving her gifts! You too, could do something like this and spread a smile!

The joy of Giving Week 27 Sept  -  3 Oct 2009.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Nobel prize winning theory

This theory will win the Nobel Prize in 2009!
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Women = Donkeys + spend
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Secret of happy married life

Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

X asked, "Can you explain?"

Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"

Y said," Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

X asked, "Then what is your role?"

Y said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".



At a  fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning  disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that  would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school  and its

dedicated staff, he offered a question:

'When not interfered  with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with  perfection.

Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do.  He cannot understand things as other children do.

Where  is the natural order of things in my son?'

The  audience was stilled by the query.

The father continued. 'I believe  that when a child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled  comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents  itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.'

Then he  told the following story:

Shay and I had walked past a park where  some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, 'Do you think  they'll let me play?' I knew that most of the boys would not want someone  like Shay on their team, but as a father I also understood that if  my son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of  belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his  handicaps.

I approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not  expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and  said, 'We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I  guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the  ninth inning.'

Shay struggled over to the team's bench and, with a  broad smile, put on a team shirt. I watched with a small tear in my eye  and warmth in my heart. The boys saw my joy at my son being  accepted.

In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few  runs but was still behind by three.

In the top of the ninth inning,  Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits  came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the  field, grinning from ear to ear as I waved to him from the stands.

In  the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again.

Now, with two  outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay  was scheduled to be next at bat.

At this juncture, do they let Shay  bat and give away their chance to win the game?

Surprisingly, Shay was  given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because  Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with  the ball.

However, as Shay stepped up to the

plate, the pitcher,  recognizing that the other team was putting winning aside for this moment  in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay  could at least make contact.

The first pitch came and Shay swung  clumsily and missed.

The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss  the ball softly towards Shay.

As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the  ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.

The game  would now be over.

The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could  have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman.

Shay would have been  out and that would have been the end of the game.

Instead, the  pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach  of all team mates.

Everyone from the stands and both teams started  yelling, 'Shay, run to first!

Run to first!'

Never in his life had  Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base.

He scampered down  the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

Everyone yelled, 'Run to  second, run to second!'

Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards  second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base.

B y the time  Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball . the  smallest guy on their team who now had his first chance to be the hero for  his team.

He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the  tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions so he, too, intentionally  threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head.

Shay ran  toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the  bases toward home.

All were screaming, 'Shay, Shay, Shay, all the  Way Shay'

Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop  ran to help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and  shouted, 'Run to third!

Shay, run to third!'

As Shay rounded  third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet  screaming, 'Shay, run home! Run home!'

Shay ran to home, stepped on the  plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game  for his team

'That day', said the father softly with tears now  rolling down his face, 'the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of  true love and humanity into this world'.

Shay didn't make it to  another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero  and making me so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully  embrace her little hero of the day!


We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a  second thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices,  people hesitate.

The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely  through cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often  suppressed in our schools and workplaces.

If  you're thinking about forwarding this message, chances are that you're  probably sorting out the people in your address book who aren't the  'appropriate' ones to receive this type of message Well, the person who  sent you this believes that we all can make a  difference.

We  all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the  'natural order of things.'

So many seemingly trivial interactions  between two people present us with a choice:

Do we pass along a little  spark of love and humanity or do we pass up those opportunities and leave  the world a little bit colder in the process?

A wise man once said  every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst  them.

You now have two choices:

1. Delete

2.  Forward

May  your day, be a Shay Day.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Friend's Laptop For Sale-->reply soon!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Friends,
A friend of mine is going long term to US and is selling his Laptop at a final price of just Rs.7000/- (180 US dollars)Only. It's very urgent for him to go there and so he doesn't have any choice. Laptop details are as follows:

Brand: DELL (Mar 2008) Model: Inspiron 1525.

System Configuration: -

Pentium IV 1.6 G H z (Intel Pentium 2 duo core)
2 GB DDR Ram

Windows Vista Home Premium Pre loaded

15.4 inch widescreen opengl x 2AGP
Video Card (32 MB)
NVIDIA AGP graphics card
DVD writer
SBlive SoundBlaster
2x Fire Wire
3xUSB ports
Complete with accessories & Easy comfort carry-case.

Please let me know if you are interested.

The picture of the Laptop is attached below for you to have right idea (Though it is not very clear).

Let me know ASAP if you are interested.

Below is model's snap just go thru it ……..

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Take IT lite (Absolutely True)

Don't forward this to your BOSS

Management Lesson                                                                      


Management Lesson

Moral of the story: "No matter how much brain you got, any asshole can be your boss." 

8 Things u should never say to your Kids

8 Things u should never say to your Kids


When you're at the end of your tether, it's easy to blurt out things you don't mean. Here's what not to say to your child


Comparisons with brothers or sisters won't just make kids feel inadequate, they can also drive siblings apart, sparking rivalry and rows. Child expert Professor Joe Elliott of Durham University says: "Instead of trying to be as good as his sibling, this could make a child think he can never compete. To protect his sense of selfworth, he won't even try. That way it looks like he's not as good only because he didn't bother trying." So, accept every kid is born different. Build up struggling siblings by focusing on each child's individual talents and strengths.
Passing the buck to your partner undermines your authority - and makes kids ask themselves why they should listen to you. Joe says: "It can also cause tension. The other parent comes home tired after work and doesn't want to play the bad cop, or else doesn't handle it the way you'd like." In any case, if you leave it to the end of the day, younger children will have forgotten what they did wrong in the first place. Instead of handing over responsibility and making threats, deal with bad behaviour then and there.


"Terrifying kids might work well in the short term," says Joe, "but there's a danger that this will traumatise them and lead to nightmares." Plus it's only a short-term fix. "Eventually the child finds out you've lied and that will erode their faith in you. It's essential the authority comes from you, not from some outside force." Instead, if children do not do as they are asked, Joe advises parents to rely on body language and tone of voice. "Get down on their level, look directly at them and tell them calmly what it is you want them to do. Good eye contact goes a long way."


Perhaps the biggest fear young children have is that they will get lost or abandoned. But while you know you would never leave them behind, they don't and it's wrong to exploit that anxiety. Joe says: "It may work the first time but ultimately it's an empty threat and ends up losing its power." Instead look at why your child isn't ready and remember that kids are easily distracted and don't have the same concept of urgency as grown-ups. Ask yourself if you need to give them more warning. Look for calm ways to speed things along — like turning off the TV or letting them take along a favourite toy.


You may think you're helping to manage your child's behaviour by saying what they're doing wrong. In fact, by labelling your child, they start to believe naughtiness is part of who they are and try to live up to the label, says Joe. Separate the child from their actions. Rather than saying, 'You are naughty', say, 'I don't like the way that you are behaving'. Give kids good labels to live up to. Joe advises: "Tell the child he is usually so good you would like that to be the way he always behaves."


One of the very worst things you can do if kids are having difficulties with their homework or reading is to get tense. Asking exasperated questions will make them nervous and you will get trapped in a vicious circle. "Tell them you think they could do a little better if they concentrated a little more," advises Joe. If the child makes a mistake, say 'Nearly,' and let them have another go. Don't get frustrated because kids learn at different rates. Instead keep it fun by giving your child a tickle for extra effort, or pointing out something funny in their book.


Regardless of what the child has done or how pushed to the limit you are, this is the worst possible thing you can say to a child. "This is all about getting a release for the frustrated parent and few mums and dads really mean it," says Joe. But if kids believe it's true, they will never forget it and they may internalise it, so it damages their self-worth.
   If you ever feel close to saying something like this, go to another room until you have calmed down.


This may seem like a mild remark but, if you keep repeating it, the underlying message to children is that they are a menace. They get the impression that they can never do anything right so why bother trying.
   "Questions like these never get an answer from kids so there's no point in asking them," says Joe. Instead of getting exasperated, be specific about exactly what you want them to do and explain: 'I would prefer you to do it this way'. "Use your body language and voice to give the message that you expect them to do as you say," says Joe.
   Daily Mirror



Thursday, August 20, 2009

Good Morning

Good Morning

Wednesday, August 19, 2009



Let me tell you about my experience. In 1973 I became the project
director of India's satellite launch vehicle program, commonly called
the SLV-3. Our goal was to put India's "Rohini" satellite into orbit
by 1980. I was given funds and human resources -- but was told clearly
that by 1980 we had to launch the satellite into space. Thousands of
people worked together in scientific and technical teams towards that

By 1979 -- I think the month was August -- we thought we were ready.
As the project director, I went to the control center for the launch.
At four minutes before the satellite launch, the computer began to go
through the checklist of items that needed to be checked. One minute
later, the computer program put the launch on hold; the display showed
that some control components were not in order. My experts -- I had
four or five of them with me -- told me not to worry; they had done
their calculations and there was enough reserve fuel. So I bypassed
the computer, switched to manual mode, and launched the rocket. In the
first stage, everything worked fine. In the second stage, a problem
developed. Instead of the satellite going into orbit, the whole rocket
system plunged into the Bay of Bengal. It was a big failure.

That day, the chairman of the Indian Space Research Organization,
Prof. Satish Dhawan, had called a press conference. The launch was at
7:00 am, and the press conference -- where journalists from around the
world were present -- was at 7:45 am at ISRO's satellite launch range
in Sriharikota .Prof. Dhawan, the leader of the organization,
conducted the press conference himself. He took responsibility for the
failure -- he said that the team had worked very hard, but that it
needed more technological support. He assured the media that in
another year, the team would definitely succeed. Now, I was the
project director, and it was my failure, but instead, he took
responsibility for the failure as chairman of the organization.

The next year, in July 1980, we tried again to launch the satellite --
and this time we succeeded. The whole nation was jubilant. Again,
there was a press conference. Prof. Dhawan called me aside and told
me, "You conduct the press conference today."

I learned a very important lesson that day. When failure occurred, the
leader of the organization owned that failure. When success came, he
gave it to his team. The best management lesson I have learned did not
come to me from reading a book; it came from that experience.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Chinese courier service MUST READ !!!!

ah ma = grand ma... ah kong = grandfather. .. hahahah

Dear all, Have a good laugh with this Chinese delivery.
Enjoy its innovative delivery method, the Chinese way... forget about DHL, UPS
or even FedEx!!! IF U DARE...

A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the
coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from United States. It was
sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin,
with no space left in it!

When they opened the lid, they found
a letter on top; which read as follows:

Dear Cousins,
I am sending Ah-ma body to you since it was her wish that she
should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in
Tung Shin.
Sorry,I could not come along as all of my paid leaves
are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under
Ah-ma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu, 10
packets of Swiss chocolates and packets of Chinatown
Lap Cheong.
Please divide these among all of
you. On Ah-ma's feet you will find a
new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy.
Also,there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's
sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ah-ma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The
large size is for Ah Bak and the others are
for my nephews.
Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2
new Armani Jeans that Ah-ma is wearing
are for the boys.
The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ah ma's left wrist.
Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei , Ah-ma is
wearing theTiffany necklace, earrings and ring that
you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white
Polo cotton socks that Ah-ma is wearing must be divided among my
teenage cousins.
Let me know what else you need
as Ah Kong also not felling well nowadays.
I can send all required things
when our Ah Kong goes back too.....

April Fool's day Wishes

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Customer information is not safe with TataIndicom


I have been raising this issue with Tata indicom guys for some time now and even had a few heated arguments with customer service agents and a few supervisors but their normal response is that they hang up on me saying this is what their procedure is.

"Your details are at risk with Tata"

This is what the problem is :
When you call up their customer service they ask you for your id which is the e-mail address they would have provided at the time you got the connection and some of us actually use their e-mail service so that e-mail address is not something that only the customer knows... any one can get hold of that right ... those people who you would have sent e-mails to...

Now carry on reading and see how safe your personal details are with Tata indicom broadband customer service department...

Once you provide the e-mail address instead of asking you to confirm the details they start like a parrot and will tell you your name is blah blah blah your phone number is blah blah blah and your home phone is blah blah blah and your address is so and so...

My point is that any tom dick or harry can call up Tata indicom's customer service and tell them my e-mail address and get all my confidential details from Tata without any efforts atall... What is this?

Here is what Tata indicom customer service people do:

Customer calls up:

Customer service agent : What is your id sir/madam
Customer: My id is
Customer service agent : Thanks for providing the id... Your name is Mr so and so and your telephone number is 123456789 and you are calling from xyz city ...

Please read the whole story and listen to the recorded call here :


Friday, August 14, 2009

Computer dependency test

Computer Dependency Test

Here's a quick test for you to take. This just proves that we have become way too dependent on our computers.

Q: How Many Legs You Have?

To find out the answer, look down...





















Look down, not scroll down !!!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Letter 2 Dad-Its funny

Letter 2 Dad-Its tooooooooooo goood
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom
was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and

Everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope

propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It

was addressed "Dad".

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and

read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing

you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new

boyfriend Saim because I wanted to avoid a scene with

Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Saim and he is so

nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him

too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and

motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and

Saim said that he wants me to have the kid and that we

can be very happy together. Even though Saim is much

older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is

it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't

tand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

Saim has a great CD collection; he already owns a

trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for

the whole winter.
It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know

he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to

have many more children with me and that's now one of

my dreams too.

Saim taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt

anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade

it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we

want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will

find a cure for AIDS so Saim can get better; he sure

deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how

to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back

to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,


At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet,

and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the

neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life
than my report card

that's in my desk centre drawer.

Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come


I love you!

Keep Smiling.....Have a nice day.....

Interesting & Useful (Mobile Phone Identity and Theft)

 VERY USEFUL & interesting about your mobile... :-)

Would you like to know if your mobile is original or not ?????

Press the following on your mobile *#06# and the-international mobile equipment identity number appears. Then check the 7th and 8th numbers:







7 th

8 th








Phone serial no.
















IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 02 or 20 this means your cell phone was assembled in Emirates which is very Bad quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 08 or 80 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Germany which is fair quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 01 or 10 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Finland which is very Good

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 00 this means your cell phone was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 13 this means your cell phone was assembled in Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and also dangerous for your health



There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for
survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: -

(1 )


* The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112 ..* If you find
yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an
emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to
establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.**


Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?

This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call
someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a  foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock.

Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!'*

Hidden Battery power

Imagine your cell battery is very low , you are expecting an important call
and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve
To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with
this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery.. This
reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

(4 )

How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone:
* # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones. 


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Printing mistake in Question paper:

“Prove that 2/10=0.2 “is wrongly printed as” 2/10=2”

Our rocking students answered as below,

2 = TWO,
10 = TEN
W = 23, O = 15 (As alphabetic order)
E=5, N=14 (As alphabetic order)

W+O= 23+15 = 38

E+N= 5+14 = 19

So, 38 / 19 = 2 hence proved!

Bajaj ' s new Cheapest Bike for Rs. 15000 (like nano)..... !!!!!!!

It has been a major hit in the market and is largely responsible for changing the 'Two wheeler maket'

It wil be introduced in Indian market in 1 st May 2009 ...

I hope everyone wil come to office by bike in few days..

Facilities are..

Available in following option
a) Kick Start
b) Electric Start

1. 250 CC Speed + we can increase speed by pedaling
2. 24 hr Free Air Conditoner System
3. Leg break System as like Disc break in Pulsar
4. Without doubt it's going to win "Best Bike Of the Year 2009 "

Engine Specification

Engine Air Cooled

Front Brakes No Need
Rear Brakes 130mm Drum
Front Tyre 2.75 X 18
Rear Tyre 100/90 X 18
Wheelbase 1265mm
Ground Clearance 155mm
Dry Weight 50 Kg
Tank Capacity No Need
Colours Brown

It has a admire look.

Engineer who designed the above Bike is……..
Bramhi.. Mechanical Engineer.. Engg graduate from IIT, Chennai..