Thursday, December 17, 2009
Stunt video reaches new heights
Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8010262.stm
Friday, December 11, 2009
Love - Read first then view the video!!
WATCH THE LION'S REACTION WHEN HE SEES HER. AMAZING!!!!!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Dancing Car - Video
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Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Thursday, November 5, 2009
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let's say it's 6.15p m and you're going home (alone of
course), after an unusually hard day on the job.
You're really tired, upset and frustrated.
Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your
chest that starts to adiate out into your arm and up
into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the
hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't
know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have
been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the
course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart
attack, without help,the person whose heart is beating
improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only
about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing
repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should
be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep
and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep
inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two
seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until
the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing
movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood
circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also
helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart
attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many
other people as possible about this. It could save
their lives!!
A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail
sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we'll save at
least one life.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Friday, October 2, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Ireland A-Level Exam Paper
What can be an entry Level examination paper like ? Something consisting of basic terms and terminologies ? Below is a Question paper, which is an A-Level paper. Try to answer the questions asked, and then look below for answers as to how many you got correct.
Alright,
Firstly, How man questions were you able to answer ?
Secondly, Are you sure they are your right answers ?
Try hard, and give your best, answers are somewhere hidden in your brain.
Scratch your brain and try once again , before going to down to see the answers.
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Thursday, September 17, 2009
Good Morning..........Promise and Performance
Good Morning..........
"Say – Do" …
Commitment – Execution
We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
~Francois duc de la Rochefoucauld
In everything we are asked to do, need to do, have to do or want to do, we have to make a commitment to do it . This is known as the "Say". The act of actually following through on that commitment is simply known as the "Do". Each and every day, we make commitments and we make focused efforts to deliver on such commitments. I would expect that each of us strive to "Do" 100% on our "Say" commitments – of course, that is "Say vs. Do" = 100% or in other words: What's your "Say/Do Ratio"?
Considering the many challenges we face these days, some things are within our control and some things are out of our control. For those things within our control, we prepare ourselves to ensure that we "Do" what we "Say". For those things out of our control, we must develop risk mitigation plans and work around plans to overcome those things to ensure we deliver on our commitments.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Americans....................
While visiting India, George Bush is invited
to tea with Abdul Kalam.
He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is.
He says that, it is to surround himself with
intelligent people.
Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says
Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."
Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,
"Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:
Your mother has a child, and your father has a child,
and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Manmohan immediately responds,
"It's me, Sir !"
"Correct.. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs
up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President.. Thanks a lot.
I'll definitely be using that!"
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Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides
he'd better put Condoleezza Rice to the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says,
"Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a
child, and your father has a child, and this child is not
your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about
it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.
Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators,
and they puzzle over the question for several hours,
but nobody can come up with an answer... Finally,
in desperation,
Rice calls
Colin Powell
and explains the problem.
"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father
has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House,
finds George Bush, and exclaims,
"I know the answer, sir! I know
who it is!
It's our Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong,
it's Manmohan Singh!"
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE
SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.
They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.
Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".
Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:
"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.
Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.
My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".
She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.
This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.
When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" ..
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
Husband:"That's it. We are happy everafter."
Monday, August 31, 2009
The joy of giving.....Give India
It is a platform for all across the country to celebrate the joy of giving. Whether you are a paan wala in Lucknow, a traffic cop in Mumbai, an idli seller in Madurai, a millionaire in Delhi, a multinational company in Bengaluru, a saree shop owner in Kolkata, a teenager in a school or a college goer in Vadodara….
This is your opportunity to reach out to someone less privileged – by donating money, volunteering time, providing your skills and even just saying a kind word to someone who may not have expected it from you.
All you need to be part of the Joy of Giving Week is to do one simple conscious act of giving. So join the movement, now!
– Dr Robert Goddard
How Sara Tendulkar celebrated her last birthday, giving joy! | ||
Like all children, Sara Tendulkar too gave a party to her friends. But she added an interesting twist- requesting all of them to make a donation to Apnalaya, her favourite charity, instead of giving her gifts! You too, could do something like this and spread a smile! |
Friday, August 28, 2009
Nobel prize winning theory
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
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Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
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To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Secret of happy married life
Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
X asked, "Can you explain?"
Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"
Y said," Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
X asked, "Then what is your role?"
Y said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".
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Life
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Monday, August 24, 2009
Friend's Laptop For Sale-->reply soon!!!!!!!!!!
A friend of mine is going long term to US and is selling his Laptop at a final price of just Rs.7000/- (180 US dollars)Only. It's very urgent for him to go there and so he doesn't have any choice. Laptop details are as follows:
Brand: DELL (Mar 2008) Model: Inspiron 1525.
System Configuration: -
Pentium IV 1.6 G H z (Intel Pentium 2 duo core)
2 GB DDR Ram
Windows Vista Home Premium Pre loaded
15.4 inch widescreen opengl x 2AGP
Video Card (32 MB)
NVIDIA AGP graphics card
160 GB SCSI HDD
DVD writer
SBlive SoundBlaster
2x Fire Wire
3xUSB ports
Complete with accessories & Easy comfort carry-case.
Please let me know if you are interested.
The picture of the Laptop is attached below for you to have right idea (Though it is not very clear).
Let me know ASAP if you are interested.
Below is model's snap just go thru it ……..
8 Things u should never say to your Kids
8 Things u should never say to your Kids
When you're at the end of your tether, it's easy to blurt out things you don't mean. Here's what not to say to your child
WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER OR SISTER?
Comparisons with brothers or sisters won't just make kids feel inadequate, they can also drive siblings apart, sparking rivalry and rows. Child expert Professor Joe Elliott of Durham University says: "Instead of trying to be as good as his sibling, this could make a child think he can never compete. To protect his sense of selfworth, he won't even try. That way it looks like he's not as good only because he didn't bother trying." So, accept every kid is born different. Build up struggling siblings by focusing on each child's individual talents and strengths.
WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD GETS HOME
Passing the buck to your partner undermines your authority - and makes kids ask themselves why they should listen to you. Joe says: "It can also cause tension. The other parent comes home tired after work and doesn't want to play the bad cop, or else doesn't handle it the way you'd like." In any case, if you leave it to the end of the day, younger children will have forgotten what they did wrong in the first place. Instead of handing over responsibility and making threats, deal with bad behaviour then and there.
IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT, A WITCH/MONSTER WILL COME AND GET YOU.
"Terrifying kids might work well in the short term," says Joe, "but there's a danger that this will traumatise them and lead to nightmares." Plus it's only a short-term fix. "Eventually the child finds out you've lied and that will erode their faith in you. It's essential the authority comes from you, not from some outside force." Instead, if children do not do as they are asked, Joe advises parents to rely on body language and tone of voice. "Get down on their level, look directly at them and tell them calmly what it is you want them to do. Good eye contact goes a long way."
IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP, I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU HERE
Perhaps the biggest fear young children have is that they will get lost or abandoned. But while you know you would never leave them behind, they don't and it's wrong to exploit that anxiety. Joe says: "It may work the first time but ultimately it's an empty threat and ends up losing its power." Instead look at why your child isn't ready and remember that kids are easily distracted and don't have the same concept of urgency as grown-ups. Ask yourself if you need to give them more warning. Look for calm ways to speed things along — like turning off the TV or letting them take along a favourite toy.
YOU'RE SUCH A NAUGHTY CHILD
You may think you're helping to manage your child's behaviour by saying what they're doing wrong. In fact, by labelling your child, they start to believe naughtiness is part of who they are and try to live up to the label, says Joe. Separate the child from their actions. Rather than saying, 'You are naughty', say, 'I don't like the way that you are behaving'. Give kids good labels to live up to. Joe advises: "Tell the child he is usually so good you would like that to be the way he always behaves."
THIS IS SO EASY, WHY ARE YOU GETTING IT WRONG?
One of the very worst things you can do if kids are having difficulties with their homework or reading is to get tense. Asking exasperated questions will make them nervous and you will get trapped in a vicious circle. "Tell them you think they could do a little better if they concentrated a little more," advises Joe. If the child makes a mistake, say 'Nearly,' and let them have another go. Don't get frustrated because kids learn at different rates. Instead keep it fun by giving your child a tickle for extra effort, or pointing out something funny in their book.
I WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN
Regardless of what the child has done or how pushed to the limit you are, this is the worst possible thing you can say to a child. "This is all about getting a release for the frustrated parent and few mums and dads really mean it," says Joe. But if kids believe it's true, they will never forget it and they may internalise it, so it damages their self-worth.
If you ever feel close to saying something like this, go to another room until you have calmed down.
WHY DO YOU NEVER DO A THING I TELL YOU?
This may seem like a mild remark but, if you keep repeating it, the underlying message to children is that they are a menace. They get the impression that they can never do anything right so why bother trying.
"Questions like these never get an answer from kids so there's no point in asking them," says Joe. Instead of getting exasperated, be specific about exactly what you want them to do and explain: 'I would prefer you to do it this way'. "Use your body language and voice to give the message that you expect them to do as you say," says Joe.
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Thursday, August 20, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
A TRUE LEADER
Let me tell you about my experience. In 1973 I became the project
director of India's satellite launch vehicle program, commonly called
the SLV-3. Our goal was to put India's "Rohini" satellite into orbit
by 1980. I was given funds and human resources -- but was told clearly
that by 1980 we had to launch the satellite into space. Thousands of
people worked together in scientific and technical teams towards that
goal.
By 1979 -- I think the month was August -- we thought we were ready.
As the project director, I went to the control center for the launch.
At four minutes before the satellite launch, the computer began to go
through the checklist of items that needed to be checked. One minute
later, the computer program put the launch on hold; the display showed
that some control components were not in order. My experts -- I had
four or five of them with me -- told me not to worry; they had done
their calculations and there was enough reserve fuel. So I bypassed
the computer, switched to manual mode, and launched the rocket. In the
first stage, everything worked fine. In the second stage, a problem
developed. Instead of the satellite going into orbit, the whole rocket
system plunged into the Bay of Bengal. It was a big failure.
That day, the chairman of the Indian Space Research Organization,
Prof. Satish Dhawan, had called a press conference. The launch was at
7:00 am, and the press conference -- where journalists from around the
world were present -- was at 7:45 am at ISRO's satellite launch range
in Sriharikota .Prof. Dhawan, the leader of the organization,
conducted the press conference himself. He took responsibility for the
failure -- he said that the team had worked very hard, but that it
needed more technological support. He assured the media that in
another year, the team would definitely succeed. Now, I was the
project director, and it was my failure, but instead, he took
responsibility for the failure as chairman of the organization.
The next year, in July 1980, we tried again to launch the satellite --
and this time we succeeded. The whole nation was jubilant. Again,
there was a press conference. Prof. Dhawan called me aside and told
me, "You conduct the press conference today."
I learned a very important lesson that day. When failure occurred, the
leader of the organization owned that failure. When success came, he
gave it to his team. The best management lesson I have learned did not
come to me from reading a book; it came from that experience.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Chinese courier service MUST READ !!!!
Dear all, Have a good laugh with this Chinese delivery.
Enjoy its innovative delivery method, the Chinese way... forget about DHL, UPS
or even FedEx!!! IF U DARE...
A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the
coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from United States. It was
sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin,
with no space left in it!
When they opened the lid, they found
a letter on top; which read as follows:
Dear Cousins,
I am sending Ah-ma body to you since it was her wish that she
should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in
Tung Shin.
Sorry,I could not come along as all of my paid leaves
are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under
Ah-ma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu, 10
packets of Swiss chocolates and packets of Chinatown
Lap Cheong.
Please divide these among all of
you. On Ah-ma's feet you will find a
new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy.
Also,there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's
sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ah-ma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The
large size is for Ah Bak and the others are
for my nephews.
Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2
new Armani Jeans that Ah-ma is wearing
are for the boys.
The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ah ma's left wrist.
Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei , Ah-ma is
wearing theTiffany necklace, earrings and ring that
you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white
Polo cotton socks that Ah-ma is wearing must be divided among my
teenage cousins.
Let me know what else you need
as Ah Kong also not felling well nowadays.
I can send all required things
when our Ah Kong goes back too.....
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Customer information is not safe with TataIndicom
I have been raising this issue with Tata indicom guys for some time now and even had a few heated arguments with customer service agents and a few supervisors but their normal response is that they hang up on me saying this is what their procedure is.
"Your details are at risk with Tata"
This is what the problem is : When you call up their customer service they ask you for your id which is the e-mail address they would have provided at the time you got the connection and some of us actually use their e-mail service so that e-mail address is not something that only the customer knows... any one can get hold of that right ... those people who you would have sent e-mails to...
Now carry on reading and see how safe your personal details are with Tata indicom broadband customer service department...
Once you provide the e-mail address instead of asking you to confirm the details they start like a parrot and will tell you your name is blah blah blah your phone number is blah blah blah and your home phone is blah blah blah and your address is so and so...
My point is that any tom dick or harry can call up Tata indicom's customer service and tell them my e-mail address and get all my confidential details from Tata without any efforts atall... What is this?
Here is what Tata indicom customer service people do:
Customer calls up:
Customer service agent : What is your id sir/madam
Customer: My id is abcdefgh@vsnl.net.in
Customer service agent : Thanks for providing the id... Your name is Mr so and so and your telephone number is 123456789 and you are calling from xyz city ...
Please read the whole story and listen to the recorded call here : http://www.indiabroadband.net/tata-indicom-broadband/22255-tataindicom-broadband-customer-service-gives-away-confidential-customer-information.html
Regards
Admin
www.indiabroadband.net
admin@indiabroadband.net
Friday, August 14, 2009
Computer dependency test
Here's a quick test for you to take. This just proves that we have become way too dependent on our computers.
Q: How Many Legs You Have?
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Thursday, August 13, 2009
Letter 2 Dad-Its funny
was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and
Everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It
was addressed "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new
boyfriend Saim because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Saim and he is so
nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him
too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and
motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and
Saim said that he wants me to have the kid and that we
can be very happy together. Even though Saim is much
older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is
it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't
tand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?
Saim has a great CD collection; he already owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter.
It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know
he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to
have many more children with me and that's now one of
my dreams too.
Saim taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade
it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we
want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will
find a cure for AIDS so Saim can get better; he sure
deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back
to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".
Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet,
and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card
that's in my desk centre drawer.
Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come
home.
I love you!
Keep Smiling.....Have a nice day.....
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