Chinese courier service MUST READ !!!!

ah ma = grand ma... ah kong = grandfather. .. hahahah

Dear all, Have a good laugh with this Chinese delivery.
Enjoy its innovative delivery method, the Chinese way... forget about DHL, UPS
or even FedEx!!! IF U DARE...

A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the
coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from United States. It was
sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin,
with no space left in it!

When they opened the lid, they found
a letter on top; which read as follows:

Dear Cousins,
I am sending Ah-ma body to you since it was her wish that she
should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in
Tung Shin.
Sorry,I could not come along as all of my paid leaves
are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under
Ah-ma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu, 10
packets of Swiss chocolates and packets of Chinatown
Lap Cheong.
Please divide these among all of
you. On Ah-ma's feet you will find a
new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy.
Also,there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's
sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ah-ma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The
large size is for Ah Bak and the others are
for my nephews.
Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2
new Armani Jeans that Ah-ma is wearing
are for the boys.
The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ah ma's left wrist.
Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei , Ah-ma is
wearing theTiffany necklace, earrings and ring that
you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white
Polo cotton socks that Ah-ma is wearing must be divided among my
teenage cousins.
Let me know what else you need
as Ah Kong also not felling well nowadays.
I can send all required things
when our Ah Kong goes back too.....